Rules of Horror Movies

*phone rings*

Belle: Hello...?
Creepy Mysterious Caller: Hello?
Belle: Who is this?
Creepy Mysterious Caller: Who is this?
Belle: Belle
Creepy Mysterious Caller: So Belle, what are you doing tonight?

*knock knock* (@ the door)

Belle: I'll be right back.
*goes to the door, looks out...nobody's there*
Belle: Sooo....
Creepy Mysterious Caller: Who was at the door?
Belle: Probably some pesky kids and their dog playing a prank. You know you ask a lot of questions. Is there something you called here for tonight?
Creepy Mysterious Caller: Yes
Belle: What?
Creepy Mysterious Caller: Belle, do you want to die tonight?
Belle: Wha....?!

dum dum dum....

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So this is based on Scream....duh. Well anyways Randy, a horror movie fanatic, states the rules of horror movies.

Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
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Well my friends and I noticed one more among others the blond girl always dies. If you see a blond in a horror movie it is most likely that she will not survive to the end.
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Belle should die in this by the rules.
As you know if you have hung around my page long enough...Belle is blonde.
Also in the phone conversation she says "I'll be right back!"

But by the rule stated in Scream 3 by Randy in the video: The main character of a horror movie cannot die...that is not until after the end of the trilogy. Belle is the main character so she is kinda immortal.

So Ghostface stands here dumbstruck as he tries to figure out why Belle isn't dying although he stabbed her in the chest.

She laughs....Ghostface you idiot learn the rules!